Traffic and Paradise

I was stuck on 270 tonight for an hour and a half.

Here are the things I did to pass the time:

1) Rotated between blasting the heat and cranking the A/C

• Nearby motorists seemed amused that I was able to fog and defog my windows at will.

2) Made a new friend.

• The friendly old man in the Accord one lane over. We exchanged wry smiles and waves whenever we pulled up next to each other. When the traffic cleared we both cheered.

3) Talked on the phone.

• Duh. Who wouldn't?

4) Played steering-wheel-drummer.

• I dropped dat beat, yo.

....and my personal favorite....

5) Performed the greatest rendition of Soulja Boy ever seen in the Local Lanes, much to the delight of my new friend.